I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, my friend.
  • If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

    (Source: brobecks, via gnarly)

  • barack-not-obama:

    badgalfaashion:

    underplay:

    progressmarchon:

    I’m sorry but I WILL FOREVER REBLOG THIS. I’m not sorry. This is amazing. 

    fucking insane. mad respect

    what the hell , I cant even draw a tree.

    What if he screws up drawing the other eye

    (Source: gaksdesigns, via gnarly)

  • inuis:

    fantomeheart:

    The only acceptable birthday cake

    so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

    (via gnarly)

  • kingsxoqueens:

    he-got-moneyyy:

    blackfemalepresident:

    ok but consider this

    1. stop startin shit w ppl on tumblr for no reason
    2. wash your ass
    3. get a plant
    4. listen to smooth jazz
    5. chill
    6. keep chillin
    7. dont ever stop chillin

    The recipe

    I’m saying tho…

    (via winnie-the-bish)

  • tigerhazard:

    jamdoughnutmagician:

    there is not one search term here that isn’t magical

    i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me

    (Source: neilcicierega, via winnie-the-bish)

  • zackisontumblr:

    do you ever hang out w/ someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

    (via gnarly)

  • lucidnirvana:

    mellowspirits:

    yellowcrayolacrayon:

    Sun and Moon. Within a Tree Stump.

    oh wow this is my favorite

    this is gorgeous

    (Source: itarille-ichirin-no-hana, via updownandaroundd)

  • heros-of-the-bluebox:

    sluttyoliveoil:

    cough

    rough

    though

    through

    why dont these words rhyme

    but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

    (via shotofpatr0n)